We'll Write Custom, Child-Friendly Jokes Using Your Grandkid's Name

Delight your grandchildren with custom jokes based on their name. Perfect for any occasion, this unique gift lets you create unforgettable moments of joy.

This thoughtful gift an ideal way to strengthen bonds and ensure your grandkids always remember how much fun their grandparent is. Get them for birthdays, holidays, or just because.

Examples using the name "Theo":

  1. What's Theo's favorite place to visit? The Theo-tre, where every play is about him!
  2. What is Theo's favorite book? The Theo-saurus!
  3. Why did Theo love school? Because Theo-logy was his favorite subject!
  4. Why does Theo have a great garden? Because he has a green Theo-mb!
  5. Why is Theo so good at chess? He's always thinking Theo-retically!
  6. Why did Theo go to space? To visit Theo-rbit!
  7. What does Theo call his pet dinosaur? A Theo-rex!
  8. Why is Theo's boat so famous? It sailed across Theo-cean!
  9. Why is Theo always calm? Because he practices the Theo-ry of relaxation!
  10. What is Theo's favorite Star Wars character? C-Theo.

Examples using "Marie":

  1. What's Marie's favorite type of music? Symph-Marie!
  2. What does Marie like to eat on a hot day? Ice crea-Marie!
  3. Why did Marie join the choir? To hear voices in harmo-Marie!
  4. What kind of stories does Marie love? Myster-Marie!
  5. Why is Marie so good at drawing? She has a fine sense of artis-Marie!
  6. Why is Marie so good at making friends? She's full of char-Marie!
  7. Why did Marie carry a compass? She loved to explore with a sense of discove-Marie!
  8. What's Marie's favorite way to travel? By fer-Marie!
  9. Why did Marie excel at languages? She was linguist-Marie inclined!
  10. What's Marie's favorite kind of movie? A romantic com-Marie!
Number of Jokes:
5 Custom Jokes - $12.95
10 Custom Jokes - $19.95
Delivery details:
We'll prepare your custom jokes within two (2) business days and email or text them to you. Of course, in the rare event we can't come up with enough child-friendly jokes based on the name(s) you specify, we'll refund the difference.
Have questions? Call 1-800-296-8099.
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